Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
