3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize