Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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