summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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