No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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