So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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