On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.