Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
