Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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