Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He better not be in your backpack
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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