I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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