My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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