you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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