Having a random hookup so left but love u
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
