Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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