come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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