She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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