Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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