What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
