ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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