Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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