just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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