Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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