I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize