Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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