After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I would fuck him just for his dog
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