Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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