I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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