So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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