Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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