tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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