you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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