I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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