Just fell off a train. Bad.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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