Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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