My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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