Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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