a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he fucked my hip out of place.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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