rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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