Me. At least after what I've been through.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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