I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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