Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
whose parrot is this?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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