i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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