can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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