As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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