Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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