Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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