and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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