Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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