she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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