So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker