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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!

  (708): View more from Illinois

  read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy

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• (1-917): View more from New York City

  you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...

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  oh thats it?

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• (315): View more from New York

  So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame

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• (914): View more from New York

  does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying

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• (909): View more from California

  What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad

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  I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP

  (207): View more from Maine

  Do we still have any pizza left from last night?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night

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