Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.