You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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