it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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