It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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