Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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