So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We're too hungover to prance.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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