when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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