Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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