and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
