they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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