My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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